Top 50 Funniest Pinoy Business Names

by Reese

[I was forwarded another one of those classic mass emails.... a snapshot of Pinoy humour at work back home. Which ones are your favourite?]

Pinoy Business Names

1. Parlor in San Juan is named "Cut & Face". 2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: "Starducks". 3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: "Violybee" 4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named "Cafe Pindot". 5. In Manila , there's a laundry named, "Summa Cum Laundry". 6. Petshop in Ortigas: "Pussies and Bitches". 7. A pet shop in Kamuning: "Pakita Mo Pet Mo". 8. Bakery: "Bread Pit". 9. Bank in Alabang: "Alabank". 10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, "Mekeni Rogers".

11. Restaurant in Pasig : "Johnny's Fried Chicken: The 'Fried' of Marikina ". 12. A boxing gym: "Blow Jab". 13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: "Lito Lapida". 14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called "Pakopya ni Edgar". 15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, "Chickpoint" . 16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: " Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes". 17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, "n@kopi@". 18. Name of a kambingan, "Sa Goat Kita". 19. A salon somewhere, "Curl Up And Dye". 20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: "Gee Congee". 21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named "Wa-Thirst". 22. A store selling feeds for chickens: "Robocock". 23. Shoe repair in Marikina : "Dr. Shoe-Bago". 24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, "SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you". 25. Petshop: "Petness First" 26. Flower shop: "Susan's Roses". 27. Taxicab: "Income Taxi". 28. A 2nd hand watch store: "2nd Time Around". 29. A squid stall in a wet market: "Pusit to the Limit". 30. A gay lawyer's extension office: " Nota Republic ". 31. A ceiling installer: " Kisame Street ". 32. A car repair shop: "Bangga ka 'day?" 33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: "Fish Be With You". 34. A beauty salon: "Saudia Hairlines". 35. A bakery: "Anak Ng Tinapay". 36. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : "May Lisa Eatery". 37. Laundry shop: "Wash Your Problem". 38. This mobile massage business name isn't funny, but their slogan is: "Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching". 39. Ice cream parlor: "Dila Lang Ang Katapat". 40. Chicharon store: "Chicha Hut". 41. Neighborhood pizza store: "Pizza Hot". 42. A fishball cart near UST: "Eat My Balls". 43. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: "Pinoy Big Barber". 44. A Resto: "The Last Supper". 45. A goto resto: "Goto Ko Pa!" 46. A gym in Malolos: " Gaymann Fitness Center ". 47. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: "Dina Fresh Chicken". 48. Salon: "Hair Dot Comb". 49. Signage on a restaurant: "We are open 25 hrs. a day - no lunch/dinner breaks!" 50. A funeral parlor in Bacoor, Cavite :"Funeraria Happy"